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Baby Sleep Deprivation – Up My own Arse with Fatigue!
I am so tired I want to crawl up my own ass and have a nap. Yes, not the first place that springs to everyone’s mind as a retreat of choice. However, I need somewhere, dark, un crowded and most...
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What Type of Mum Are You? Look No Further as It’s Written in the Stars...
As if there is not enough pigeon holing of us mums already, as we endure fellow mums, relatives, friends and the old woman down the street trying to shoe horn us into a motherhood “type”. We now...
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Feeling like a Shit Mum? Welcome to the World of Mummy Guilt!
We spend nine months trying to live like organic angels verging on born again virgins, doing everything we can to grow a healthy little human. Buying into every miracle cream, vitamin and birthing...
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I’m having a Love Affair and it was my Husband who suggested it!
I am having an unadulterated and blissful love affair and I have my beloved husband to thank as he was the one who suggested it. In fact, he demanded it in order to save my sanity and make our...
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Word up to the Pinot G!
They say what doesn’t kill you will make you stronger however, when it comes to being a mum, what doesn’t kill you will drive you to drink! “Wine O’clock” I want to get trashed on fizzy wine, dance...
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Post Natal Depression the Second Time around – Does forewarned mean you are...
It’s been creeping around for days now. Peering its ugly head around the corners of your mind and daring to approach to see if, like last time your attention is elsewhere and you’ve forgotten to lock...
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Crying Baby – A Letter From my Tiny Human
“I’ll tell you what’s up my ass today!” To my not so tiny human, I am kindly replying to your letter to tell you exactly what is up my ass today! Firstly my lovely mummy, I hope you’re taking note as...
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Baby-name-gate: why keeping mum is best!
Article as featured on Kiddicare Picture this: you’ve spent months thinking of the perfect name for your little one or maybe it’s one that you have had your heart set on since playing house as a ten...
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Childcare – Taking care of Two Tiny Humans? Mary Poppins and Hulk Hogan have...
Taking care of two small children is like juggling knife throwing dwarfs whilst trying to pick your knickers out of your bum crack – IMPOSSIBLE! It all seems so wonderful doesn’t it the idea of two...
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Breastfeeding Advice: The No Bullshit Advice all Mums should Know
What the hell is it with the subject of breastfeeding and breastfeeding advice that gets us all into such a bloody tizz? When contemplating using it as a topic to write about, I felt my stomach...
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